Adios Awesome, Hello Digital Dementia

On Good Friday I got back home from a brief sojourn in the Yorkshire Dales with some dear friends. One particularly glorious morning we went for a hillside walk and met a farmer coming back from his flock. He greeted us with, ‘Grand day, in’t it.’ The word grand encapsulates the down-to-earthiness of Dales people. Showing outright enthusiasm or using the more common, ‘lovely’ would be just big-girl’s-blousy. My friends and I bemoaned the demise of the word grand amongst the general population and decided to resurrect words and expressions that have fallen out of popular use. At odd moments during the week we came up with; stipend, retinue, crenellation (there was a crenellated wall outside the cottage) jollification, serendipity, and blotting your copybook. All of which might come in handy if we ever decide to write a sequel to Pride and Prejudice.

English recently gave birth to its millionth word. Towels and hot water please, just one more contraction and there it is, glistening and screaming its little lungs out, the unimpressive, Web 2.0! In case you are not of the geeky persuasion, it refers to the second generation of web development; websites that rely on user-generated content. Also new is digital dementia. A term which describes a condition affecting many of us as we rely more and more on our gadgets to remember phone numbers, birthdays, addresses etc. ‘Jai ho’, of Slumdog Millionaire fame, meaning ‘may you be victorious,’ came in at 999,999th place. Not so victorious after all then. The 999,998th word was ‘N00b’, a derogatory term for those new to the gaming community.

That’s covered resurrection and birth, let’s move onto the Grim Reaper. The word I would happily consign to Room 101 is the ubiquitous and vapid, awesome. Like, used as anything other than a verb can go meet its maker too. ‘At the end of the day’ is vacuous and loathsome, so that’s banned from now on. Totally, as a superlative has also got to go.

Which words or terms would you resurrect and which would you like to kill off? Anyway, I think I’ve like, come to the end of this totally awesome blog, and at the end of the day, all we writers have got something to say, haven’t we?

Some photos of a ‘grand’ day in the Yorkshire Dales


About susancarey

Writer and teacher living in Amsterdam. Trying to be mindful and occasionally succeeding!
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4 Responses to Adios Awesome, Hello Digital Dementia

  1. Sherri says:

    A totally awesome, like, time you had here Susan! Love York and your pics are grand 🙂


  2. susancarey says:

    Thanks, Sherri! The automated message from WordPress informed me that you thought my blog was awesome. 😉


  3. christinehayes46 says:

    Interesting! I’m familiar with ‘grand’ as an Irish way of saying something like ‘That’s fine’ – as in “Am I in your way here?” “No, sure you’re grand!”, or “Is there enough sugar in your tea?” – “Yes, it’s grand thanks!”.
    I’m currently enjoying Lancastrian hospitality … maybe we can exchange impressions sometime soon 🙂


    • susancarey says:

      Thanks, Christine, I didn’t remember that they say grand in Ireland as as well, but now you’ve reminded me it sounds familiar; the dialogue in my head if you know what I mean! Look forward to hearing your Lancastrian tales soon!


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